Earthworm Jim

When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.

Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Earth

Sometimes round, sometimes flat.

"The earth is round!"
"It's flat, though."
"Shut the fuck up, stupid flat earther."

by God Hashirama January 3, 2019

Earth

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.

Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.

by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019

Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.

I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible

by DJ loves hummy gummys March 19, 2019

EARTH

A NICE PLACE WHERE HUMANS AND ANIMALS LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER

I LOVE EARTH

by iwgbiwp May 18, 2019

Earth

A lit ass song by lil Dicky that makes evironment crisis deniers sit down.

Lil Dicky: we love the earth, it is our planet.
Me: *kissy face*

by Issakween May 21, 2019

Earth piss

Rain.
From the sky.

Yo that Earth piss is coming down hard af.

by Bibyoung July 21, 2019