Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016

Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED)

SRED/SED is a eating disorder located in the brain caused by a Brocken nerve between it and the stomach. This disorder is formed at a young age but mostly in the creation of the child or in the womb. SRED/SED is when some foods the brain thinks are harmful to it so regurgitates it as a protective mechanism.

I have Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED) some foods my body rejects.

I am sorry I can’t eat that I have Selective rejection eating disorder.

by Dr. RS November 7, 2021

holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

Eamon

Eamon Doyle (September 19, 1984), professionally known as Eamon, is an American pop and R&B singer and songwriter. He is best known for his hit single, "Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)". Eamon was born in Staten Island, New York. His father was a member of a doo wop group. He began singing at the age of nine, and at the age of fifteen he caught the attention of songwriter/producer Milk Dee who had worked with musicians such as MC Lyte, Janet Jackson, and Mary J. Blige. Dee and his co-producer Mark Passy helped refine Eamon's sound. Eamon was eventually signed to Jive Records. Eamon's debut single, "Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)" immediately caught the attention of urban, rhythmic, and pop radio stations when it was released in the U.S. in late 2003 due to its stripped down production and un-edited profanities about an ex-lover who was two-timing the singer. Jive fast tracked the release of a music video for the song and commissioned an album for release in early 2004. The single reached the top 20 of the U.S. Billboard Hot 100, and the popularity of the song helped his album, I Don't Want You Back, debut in the top 10 of the U.S. Billboard 200. The success of the song prompted Jive to release the song internationally where it reached number-one in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, the Netherlands and Sweden. In Italy his single was such a big hit that he sang an Italian version, called "Solo".

The success of the single and the controversial nature of its lyrics prompted production of an answer single, "F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back)", by unknown female singer Frankee who had claimed to be Eamon's ex-girlfriend (which Eamon denied).1 The song also earned Eamon a Guinness World Record for "the most expletives in a #1 song".

After the success of "Fuck It", Eamon released a second single, "I Love Them Ho's (Ho-Wop)". However it did not perform well on the charts.

His new album is entitled Love & Pain and has received warm reviews in the U.S. and abroad with the release of his new single entitled "How Could You (Bring Him Home)" in November 2006. Leave him alone, H8ERS!

Eamon sings da truth.

by Sman44 April 19, 2007

Shit Eating Grin

1. A huge smile that shit eaters can't stand(aka people who take themselves too seriously) When a serious butthurt occurs followed by a SEG said "victim" often flees to Urban Dictionary to bitch and moan about SEG's or someone wearing one. These whiners are often on the wrong end of the stick(no pun intended) and are too dull to grasp that their bitching only intensifies the "shittiness" of the grin. Naturally humiliation of the "victim" is in direct correlation to the "shittiness" of the grin.

In any situation it's best to be the person wearing a shit eating grin as opposed to the person who just ate shit. The person wearing the shit eating grin possesses both self-control and inner contentment concerning present circumstances. (possibly but not always at someone's expense) .

Many women love a shit eating grin, as it expresses the mystery of inner laughter as well as a completely unabashed authenticity regarding another person. All without blabbing on about some bullshit she probably doesn't care about.

A shit eating grin is one of the most powerful/sexy smiles in the world when expressed correctly.

Shit eating Jim and Butthurt Tom are walking on the sidewalk when Tom slips on a banana peal and falls on his ass. Jim flashes an enormous shit eating grin.
T: Wipe that shit eating grin off your face!
J: What grin?(while still smiling)
T: (silent)
J: (normal face) Alright Tom get up let's go.
T: No!!!! I'm going to go home and write an article about how butthurt your smile makes me feel!!!
J: (grins) o.k. Tom you do that.

by CheshireXstacy June 28, 2011

Eamon

A person with a hook shaped penis.
Usually hanging downwards like a tap it is often found on ginger people with chewing gum which they exchange for popularity

Wow is that the hot or cold tap ?
Whaat ? This is my Eamon

by Nathan Toshney January 5, 2011

shit-eating grin

A grin which someone crazy enough to be eating shit and be deliriously happy about it would have on their face.

I told Jimmy to wipe that shit-eating grin off his face before I smashed it into a pulp.

by hugepossum December 28, 2005