by bruh nuts February 23, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.
Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018
Get the Evanmug. An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.
Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say
"Bro your being such an Evan today."
"Bro your being such an Evan today."
by _LemonTree_0 August 13, 2024
Get the Evanmug. Justin Evans is the most caring, adorable, loving person ever. He will always be there for you no matter what. He doesn't ever judge you based off what people said about you and always tries to see the best in people. He isn't entitled, stuck up, nor selfish. He treats people around him with nothing but respect and kindness. If you ever meet a Justin Evans don't let them go. He will care so much for you and respect you do much. He will treat you like you are a goddess. By far Justin Evans is the most loveable human being.
by Justin Evans Wife July 19, 2024
Get the Justin Evansmug. Evan gets all the ladies
by iceman2rr September 23, 2021
Get the Evanmug. King of all simps, 1.4 inch pee pee. Looks like drakes balls and wants a girl with a hairy coochie (kuchery)
by Level132MafiaSoldier December 3, 2019
Get the Ayden Evansmug. the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire
by the whore to ur left </3 August 19, 2021
Get the evan petersmug.