Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

by Ebok8 June 25, 2009

Donald's dick

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.

Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"

by MrSMH October 20, 2016

bitchy dick

A dick suffering from intense erectile dysfunction. Some examples of people that are prone to this are, your father, your grandad, and that one asshole that snorts other peoples jizz behind the local library.

Person 1: Dude, this girl was giving me the best mouth game ever but my dick couldn't stay hard.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.

by Nigazitzit April 6, 2017

skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.

OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.

by Anonymouspimp123 June 24, 2023

dick pickling

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.

Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018

dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

by Jim lahey July 18, 2014