Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

by JHerny13 June 7, 2018

Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

by Ebok8 June 25, 2009

Dick Busher

The bush of a woman's vagina that covers the man's cock during intercourse.

That woman's hairy vagina will sure give you a great dick busher.

by big boy bobby April 7, 2010

Taint dick

The internal portion of the penis located between the scrotum and anus.

I went to the doctor's office for a penile enlargement. He cut cut a ligament and now I have a couple of extra inches of taint dick!

by ABCconnector December 11, 2016

dick pickling

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.

Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018

skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.

OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.

by Anonymouspimp123 June 24, 2023

dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020