What the deuce?

An expression made by the most iconic gay cartoon character.

Stewie Griffin. Stewie Griffin uses the expression "what the deuce?"

by MaxGriffin March 22, 2017

Panamanian Jungle Deuce

When a really black guy takes a pipe clogging shit at home.

My boy took a Panamanian Jungle Deuce at my crib the other day...

by TheTruff_IsReel July 12, 2018

Dracula’s Deuce

When you take a dump and it’s bloody.

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?

by Froppy October 8, 2018

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

mile high deuce

A bowel movement taken on an airplane

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.

by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023