David 

David is the sexiest man on earth, however he's very delusional. He thinks he loves his wife LINEA more, but in reality Linea loves him a TRILLION more times. Get that in your head David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINEA LITERALLY LOVES DAVID MORE!??!?!?!

David by imthebbc March 7, 2025

David 

A total idiotiic/chaotic insane tweaking and mentally crazy but in the end will always help

David

David by bigyart9038508 March 18, 2025

David 

When there’s no good words for a woman’s thing (ie, pussy is gross, cunt is weird, vagina is too formal) so you refer too it as a David

Don’t kick me in the David!

I’m on my period and my David hurts like a mf

David by RAWRRRRRRRXD March 20, 2025

David 

Someone who is tall and attractive and has a big cock. Always respectful and sweet. Ladies always love a David. Cock is usually about 7 inches. EXCELLENT in bed and will always put others before himself.

“Oh wow did you hear abt how good David is in bed?”

David by dh_http March 23, 2025

david 

someone who wants ice cream from his dad, and loses his ball, and runs on the road, and a car hits him, and his name is david, david, his name is david

MY NAME IS DAVID, DAD I WANT SOME ICE CREAM, DAVID, THAT IS MY NAME, DAVID, I WANT ANOTHER, DAVID, WHERE IS MY BALL? I'M RUNNING OUT ON THE ROAD. THERE IS A CAR, AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME AHHHH

david by Ꭼdwin March 27, 2025

David 

A gay little ginger boy that doesn’t like anything that’s over 17 years old. Also incredibly desperate for Alex.

Wow he reminds me of David

David by Aydin. April 3, 2025

david 

a little brainrotted twat

i would lik to split davids asshole open

david by krillabis April 7, 2025