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David Robertson

An amazing pitcher for the Yankees. Number 30. The next Mariano Rivera he's amazingly cute, funny, talented, flawless and gorgeous. You really can't beat him. Known for his highsocks (which he's been rocking since June 29th 2008). Has a charity called Highsocks for Hope.
David Robertson is amazing!! His highsocks give me hope!
by Highsocks4life30 October 10, 2011
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David Bucey

The slightly less evil formerly siamese twin of Dr. Billiam G Busey. These two have the power of busion and employ it once every 1000 years for 1000 years.
Gary: Is that Dr. Billiam G Bucey?
Bucey: No, Gary. That is David Bucey, otherwise known as the big lebuceky.
by Boctor Ducey December 12, 2010
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david's tree

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.
bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
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David Bowieing

When someone is singing a David Bowie song and holds up a lighter during the chorus.
Nearly burned down the house last night, I was David Bowieing to Life on Mars for 3 hours.
by Gayvid Bowie September 7, 2013
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David Cole

The only thing to say is DAAAAYUUUUMMM
you'sa babe

(Please! Publish! ;)
Hahahha
Hey is that David Cole in the sky?!?!?!

-Yeah, haven't you heard he's god?
by wer23465 January 13, 2009
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david cross

Comedian actor, proably best known as "tobias funke" from arrested devlopment, his works often feature hilarious poltical oriented humor. His comedy CDs include, the hilarious "shut up you fucking baby" and "It's not funny". One of the two best of my generations comedians, him and sarah silverman.
sample from David cross's "shut up you fucking baby" " One of the good things that have come out of this war is alot of bad country music"
by roacho666 September 29, 2007
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Emo David

The stereotypical emo boy, can be used to describe any over the top emo male. (Think Mary-Sue in a badly written fan fic)

Emo David is bi and proud.
Emo David has black hair that he dyed himself, with bangs over his eyes. He even highlights his bangs sometimes.
Emo David's eyes are framed in black eyeliner that look like they've been painted on by a 4 yr old who isn't particularly talented at art.
Emo David writes poor poetry, a lot.
Emo David loves Fall Out Boy and Panic *insert superfluous punctuation mark here* at the Disco.
Emo David thinks Trivium is hardcore metal.
Emo David wears bottle-thick glasses.
Emo David wears aforementioned glasses even though his eyesight is fine and doesn't actually need them.
Emo David loves to take photographs of himself at weird angles.
Emo David cries in the corner of his room when he isn't in his friends' myspace top 8.
Emo David wears his sister's trousers.
Emo David goes to concerts and plays the air guitar whilst attempting to mosh.
Emo David slits his wrists and wears short sleeved shirts so everyone can know that he's a 'true' emo.
Emo David's acoustic guitar is his best friend. Ever.
Emo David loves to insert lots of "X"s into his screenames. Eg: xXHeartsXofXbleedingXpainXx
Person 1: Steve is such an Emo David.
Person 2: Yeah, totally.
by Rebecca Rocker December 13, 2006
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