David

Extremely good looking
Amazing hair
Can be a massive dick.
I fucking hate you, but I also miss you like a bitch.

Girl 1: ooo he's hot
Girl 2: I know. he's David

by Abcdefg, MK March 22, 2026

David

A horrible person who wants to boof me and others and loves to listen to roleplay sex online. He's into selfcest, rape and more.

David's a bitch and a meaning

David loves men

by Goldie323 March 5, 2025

David

David is the sexiest man on earth, however he's very delusional. He thinks he loves his wife LINEA more, but in reality Linea loves him a TRILLION more times. Get that in your head David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINEA LITERALLY LOVES DAVID MORE!??!?!?!

by imthebbc March 7, 2025

David

A total idiotiic/chaotic insane tweaking and mentally crazy but in the end will always help

David

by bigyart9038508 March 18, 2025

David

When there’s no good words for a woman’s thing (ie, pussy is gross, cunt is weird, vagina is too formal) so you refer too it as a David

Don’t kick me in the David!

I’m on my period and my David hurts like a mf

by RAWRRRRRRRXD March 20, 2025

David

Someone who is tall and attractive and has a big cock. Always respectful and sweet. Ladies always love a David. Cock is usually about 7 inches. EXCELLENT in bed and will always put others before himself.

“Oh wow did you hear abt how good David is in bed?”

by dh_http March 23, 2025

david

someone who wants ice cream from his dad, and loses his ball, and runs on the road, and a car hits him, and his name is david, david, his name is david

MY NAME IS DAVID, DAD I WANT SOME ICE CREAM, DAVID, THAT IS MY NAME, DAVID, I WANT ANOTHER, DAVID, WHERE IS MY BALL? I'M RUNNING OUT ON THE ROAD. THERE IS A CAR, AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME AHHHH

by Ꭼdwin March 27, 2025