Having a cow

The act of over celebrating for a personal feat or someone messing up (losing ankles, air balling etc.)

Aj was having a cow when Melody lost her ankles during lunch.

by Moose_Winchester March 29, 2017

bruce cow

A man who makes sells and tests dildos in Willy wonkas asshole while licking his grandmas titties

What a Bruce cow

by Lozers February 1, 2017

Cow Gazing

The act of watching a group of large women dance on the dance floor.

We sat back recording the cow gazing as the dance floor cleared out.

by BobbitLorena September 4, 2013

Moo Cow

AHHHHHHHH

What does the doggie say? Bow-wow. What does the kittie say? Meow meow. What does the moo cow say?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Saltylil_frenchfry March 23, 2021

milk a cow

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used

dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow

sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !

by michael foolsley April 24, 2021

MOO COW

A TAUREN FROM THE GAME WORLD OF WARCRAFT. A TAUREN IS ASENTUALY A HUMAN COW. PLAYERS IN THE GAME OFTEN REFER TO TAUREN AS MOO COWS.

I LOVE MOO COWS ORCS ARE DAMN UGLY!!

by SO H July 26, 2009

dancing cow

a dancing cow is something which people with a poor sense of humor laugh at

hey look up dancing cow on giphy when you're done your definition
why
just do it
ok
*glances at dancing cow*
boy this is not funny
what do you mean its hilarious

by sanifqbfsfbdsofbdsoibsdi March 21, 2019