cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022

Cowboy handshake

A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)

I did a cowboy handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell

by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019

cowboy code

A term for a coding project where there is no design, no unit testing, no fancy buttons, just working code. It might be a little rough around the edges, but it gets the job done. Prevalent in a hackathon setting, for small idie projects, or programmers who couldn't give a fuck.

Tech Bro1: How did you make that website over the weekend?

Tech Bro2: It's all cowboy code.

by Turkey_Lurkey January 28, 2025

Portfolio cowboy

A portfolio cowboy is a designer who is focussed on creating work for their own design portfolio above all else.

This mostly involves designers who don't follow appropriate guidelines or business requirements if they feel it limits their design. To be able to acheive the design they want, they push the boundaries of those guidelines, or break them all togther. Their work can look very good, but often doesn't achieve the desired goals of the project and can introduce other problems and/or inconsistencies in an overall design system.

His design completely ignored the client's brief, he's such a portfolio cowboy.

by eHaggis April 10, 2024

Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole

That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat

by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023

horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017