Courtney Love

The most wide legged whore in the whole United States. Her band Hole failed more than sending Kurt Cobain to rehab.

Man 1. Holy shit is that Courtney Love?!!!
Man 2. Quick let's take a shot of Heroin and shoot ourselves in the head!!!!

by Wickernigga January 17, 2015

Courtney

A girl in love with Urban Dictionary.

"Her best friend is Urban Dictionary."
"Oh, you mean Courtney?"
"Yea."

by :statusreader: March 1, 2010

Courtesy Flush

Stopping for a second mid-facial to give your partner a brief moment to swallow.

Things would have gotten messy if it were not for that courtesy flush.

by Sir Vent March 9, 2017

Courtney

When you pull a Courtney, you reach over your seat over the metal bar that connects the seat to the desk to pick up something you dropped, and fall over doing so. This often leads to embarrassment and everyone laughing at you.

Person 1: I feel so bad for that girl.
Person 2: Yeah, me too. I heard she pulled a Courtney last class.

by N@y November 23, 2011

courtney

an ugly girl, a self proclaimed whore, one who is still a virgin. pothead. cannot keep secrets or keep her mouth shut. friend to many whores. one with a pig nose.

did you see that girl? she's such a courtney.

by hatersanon December 13, 2010

courtney

A golfing term, where a potentially high scoring round falls to pieces at the back 9.

He had a 4 shot lead then suffered a courtney

by LDUK April 13, 2008

Courtesy flush

When you double flush a toilet just to be courteous. Not necessarily a double-flusher, just to be polite.
Mostly used in awkward situations.

Matt was meeting his girlfriend Sarah's parents for the first time. They were enjoying a lovely meal when Matt had to take a dump.
This being the first time he had dumped in Mr. And Mrs. Di Carlo he flushed twice even though one should have been enough.
Matt demonstrated the courtesy flush.

by Nick DC April 26, 2010