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cock bake

At least 4 dudes in one small space.
Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?
by chuggie-ya July 16, 2014
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cock raiser

Any physical aspect of the human anatomy (generally part of the female anatomy) that causes a penis to become erect when a male sees it.
Dude 1: Did you see the booty on that girl?
Dude 2: Shit, did I! It was a real cock raiser
by GTPRIX September 30, 2014
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alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.
Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013
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clown cock

A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.
You need to get serious and stop being a clown cock. The clown cockery has to stop now.
by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016
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Cock Knocking

When one slaps the vagina/clitoris/labia with his cock before entering it.
I always let my man in after a good cock knocking
by PDoodles August 30, 2018
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Cock starving

A person who hasn't had sex in a while and craves to be fucked
by Daddy'sSmolBadBoi September 17, 2018
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Cock Physics

The inner working relationship between the male's brain and penis, usually resulting in cloudy thoughts or irrational decisions.
Homie: Can't figure out what to do with this girl...should I dump her or naw?
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?

*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
by EvStAr June 2, 2018
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