Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022

Clown Town

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.

Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.

by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022

clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

Clown punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

clown lust

a yellow-orange fire burning inside your abdomen.

"You're setting of my clown lust...we are eternal...my queen."

by zooweemama69420 January 14, 2023