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classbooking

The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!
by anthubc2010-classbooking October 9, 2010
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first class ass

-The asshole of all assholes.

-An asshole who is more of an asshole than any other asshole you've ever met.
Greg: Hah! Remember that girl you were trying to ask out for the longest time? I fucked her last night.

Fred: Fuck you Greg! You're a first class ass, you know that!?
by Cloaked June 22, 2012
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Class "C"

A smooth, subliminal way of saying "Classy". If said correctly, the person receiving this subliminal insult will think you said "Classy" but in all actuality you are referring to their low social status. That status being, class "C".

Pronounced "ClassSea" but can also be pronounced separately to make the insult known by all people around you: "Class Sea"!
Marcus: *walking into the company Christmas Party wearing a skin tight shirt, unbuttoned five buttons too low*

Susan: Wow, Marcus! You're looking very Class "C" this evening!

Marcus: Yeah, I fuckin' know. I spent 4 hours in the fuckin' gym. You know what Sandra? You're fuckin' hawt!

Susan: Uh... it's Susan... Thanks.

Susan: *spoken softly under her breath while walking away and rolling her eyes* Fuckin' guido.
by zachary_MIDWEST November 5, 2009
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Cassy

The most beautiful women alive. You are blessed with her presence and should not take her for granted. You should date her if you had the chance and never let her go. She should be treated like a queen. She knows good everything and is extremely perfect.
by Skai.1543 May 9, 2018
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third class citizen

1Non-human—that is recognized as having certain subsistence substantial Visual for upper class citizens,with limited jurisdiction of legal system ;limited from ownership from a person;Also good mathematician.
"Ingenious of response from third class citizen." shouted the lawyer .
by pseudonymIwill August 26, 2019
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Seattle Calc Class

Seattle Calculus Class. Slang term for a gangbang consisting of one black or white Jimmi Hendrix or Kurt Cobain look a like being serviced by three or more young geeky asian fan girls. One if not all of the orgy members must be tripping on acid or crack.
Last year when I visited San Fransico and played in Tom's band I got a lot of Seattle Calc Classes.
by Yobastank January 31, 2005
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White Class

Upper middle class people who are normally very classy but find themselves surrounded by idiots in a public setting (Movie theater, DMV, Mall, etc.) and the unfortunate White Trash side of them comes out.

The White Class person will typically be from the New York area and will usually be a Guido, but can be spotted all across the United States.

If provoked long enough a typical "White Class" person will attack a persons intelligence, choice in clothing, significant other, and over all stupidity. Usually results in shouting, insulting, and sometimes the exchanging of fists.
White Class Guy: (bites tongue but thinks) Oh c'mon! This fuckin' broad is takin' twenty minutes to decide what fuckin' movie she wants to see!

White Class Guy: (Says loudly) Hurry the fuck up! Ya buyin' a fuckin' house or a god damn movie ticket ya filthy rat bastard?!

White Trash woman: Excuse me!?
by zachary_MIDWEST November 4, 2009
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