Talking Christian

To say things you are certain are false, but you know you can get away with it.

Rudy was saying the election was rigged, but he was just talking christian. Donald said he was working late, but Marla knew he was just talking christian.

by psuedologian January 20, 2021

Christian David

Sexy ass nigger

Christian David is a Sexy ass nigger

by BBC Network May 28, 2022

christian liosi

if you’re a christian liosi, you are swag af. slay swaggy queen. slay the day away. make sure you please those soldiers!!!! soldiers wouldn’t be very pleased if you didn’t. you scallywiggle. bizzydumizzlizzyglizzy. in 1796

look over there, it’s christian liosi

by bird321 January 16, 2023

hard christians

The the hardest rap group in the game.

Basic Chad: Hey man, you listen to that new Travis Scott song, named Sicko Mode?
Damn Daniel: The fuck kinda whack ass shit is that? That's some real Chad ass stuff right there. I only listen to real rappers and groups like Hard Christians.

by Largesauce.com November 21, 2018

christian bautista

A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.

Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista

by DickBuster69 April 3, 2017

UD CHRISTIAN

A "UD Christian" is a Christian who obsesses over Jesus and how to come up with words, verses, or other Christian concepts to create unique and compelling words to share on Urban Dictionary. They are often inspired by the words of Jesus when he mentioned "the few.” They see Urban Dictionary as having a great Harvest for the kingdom of God as inspired by Jesus when he said in Matthew, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few." UD Christians are courageous and yet kind, loving, and compassionate, and are striving to do as Jesus said in Matthew 5:16, "Let your light so shine before men, that they see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven." They are compelled and driven by the love of Christ to be a light for the gospel of Jesus Christ.

Did you hear about the billionaire that came to know Jesus as the Lord of their life after reading the "UD Christian" definition of abiding in the word and then actually testing out the concept?

by stevenmusielski January 4, 2018

crisis christian

A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.

Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?

by ValleyBreezer January 31, 2017