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used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it
No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!
by vee stevens March 18, 2005
mugGet the check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)mug.

Body check

When you get hit so hard it knocks the wind out of you
by ULTRASUPERBATMAN420 September 15, 2023
mugGet the Body checkmug.

meat checking

When a love interest or significant other calls you constantly to make sure you aren't cheating on her.
My girlfriend calls me 7 times a day. She doesn't love me that much, she's just meat checking.
by 239 king May 24, 2018
mugGet the meat checkingmug.

socksum-check

A verification performed upon taking clothes out of a washing machine to make sure that the total number of socks you have washed is even so no socks remain in the washer. Can also be carried out prior to washing to avoid splitting a pair into a washed one and an unwashed one.
Hey, the socksum-check failed. I'd better take a better look inside.
by AmbaL May 28, 2008
mugGet the socksum-checkmug.

Scrote Check

1. Any place where whipped males check in their sex organs before being dragged into a romantic comedy, ie. "When Harry Met Sally", "You've Got Mail", "Hope Floats", "Made of Honor", etc. by their clingy girlfriends. 2. A coat check for testicles.
Dude: Stacy and I have tickets to an advance screening of the "Sex and the City" movie.

Friend: Wow. That's gonna hurt.

Dude: Not to worry. They have a scrote check at the theater so my balls won't go numb.
by JKooks May 11, 2008
mugGet the Scrote Checkmug.

Checked baggage

The act of putting your ballsack into the lower unoccupied hole during sex. The hole your ballsack gets pushed into depends on the sexual possession this is attempted from.
you know your moms a freak when she asks for your checked baggage.
by Jdung83 August 20, 2017
mugGet the Checked baggagemug.

pube check

A check with pubic hairs taped or glued to it. Used to pay a bogus debt or for sore losers who lose a bet.
I sent in a nice hairy pube check today to pay that speeding ticket.
by SexualHarassment Paaaanda March 15, 2011
mugGet the pube checkmug.

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