Bitch captain

Cody Conrad

You know that one dumbass mother fucker that has a hella hot sister but someone came out looking like fucking retard, that's the bitch captain

by Queefcookies March 7, 2017

captain jack

A male who enjoys the company and sexual pleasure of another male, and also has a anual masturbation problem.

that sam over there is a captain jack.

by captain-planet! May 5, 2005

Captain Midnight

Person not seen at night, aka Mohammed

Watch out its Captain Midnight

by spic whipper aka Ur Dad March 12, 2003

Captain Sisko

A crap character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine who's just like Captain Kirk only even more crap and he's Black

Captain Sisko was a prophet.

by Ro2001 September 14, 2008

Captain Jack Harkness

A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.

by TheNerp December 20, 2014

captain original

the gayest person in the world ha

man captain origal is gay, she has red in her hair, a lip ring and likes deathcap for cutie

by Stinky magee January 28, 2005

captain raymond holt

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.

Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018