Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

CHIPS

British word for french friesor Clay Gainer.

Clay Gainer is chips. I want fish and chips

by Nathaniel324 September 11, 2025

crapshartingbananas

to be so shocked to the point where no word can summarize it

"OH MY CRAPSHARTINGBANANAS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!"

by divik789 October 19, 2025

Crapshartingbananas

To be shocked to the point that no word could describe it

“OH MY CRAPSHARTINGBANANAS WHAT JUST HAPPENED”

by divik789 November 1, 2025

Chips

A woman who is for everyone/passed around. Derived from the common snack item at parties or gatherings.

“I can’t date this hoe, this bitch chips” (protect, -bbysit)

by Extrei November 26, 2025

Nacho chips

Chips that have a nacho cheese flavor. Some jokes have been said about this food.

"What flavor of chips always keep people away from you? Nacho chips!" In meaning of; Not your chips.

by Mage Starez October 28, 2009

batty chips

When you are dealt the "rough" or "unfair" hand.

Ive just been dealt some batty chips bruv

by sephirothcloud November 27, 2013