Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.

Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 8, 2017

Fish and Chips Yeah?

A New Zealand slang word for asking a group of friends to face time.

Wanna talk fish and chips yeah?

by Kiwiprovesamericanswrong January 11, 2019

oobie doobie chip

A small disk inserted into the back of someone’s neck.

William needs that oobie doobie chip for his behavior.

by Shmo January 27, 2018

Chip to Salsa Ratio

(1) A ratio describing the amount of salsa required for a specific size of chip (usually expressed in the format “cubic in. of salsa/ square in. of chip”). This ratio varies from person to person, naturally, and some people might even prefer just plain chips or a chip loaded with TOO MUCH SALSA.

1. Hey dude! How’s it going?
2. Awesome!!! I recently perfected my Chip to Salsa Ratio!
1. Wow! Props, man. I still can’t figure mine out yet.

by Epileptic_ February 12, 2020

sniff my chip

you only use this word if you wanna humiliate your enemies and completely destroy them >:)

bradley: "kevin you're such a loser"
kevin: "awww, well sniff my chip >:p"

by lebeetch September 9, 2020

Colorado sun chip

when you preform the act of ejaculating on your partners back. then sitting out in the sun till the substance dries and crisps. then have the partner eat "sun chips".

i busted a nut on my girls back by the pool and made her stay there till the jizz was crispy. afterwards she enjoyed my dna filled Colorado sun chips.

by half sack January 11, 2013

25% more chips

The biggest lie told by chips companies. A recurring marketing tactic to increase sales while only adding 2 more pieces as to not be considered false advertising.
Also known as "25% more air".

This package has 25% more chips!
Cap🧢

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023