its the mixture of a lil bit of shit and cum on your dick after you pull out of a chicks ass, that looks a bit like butter.
by psychopathic ninja May 24, 2008
Get the anal buttermug. A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.
Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.
We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.
We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
How to make a butter knife:
Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
Get the Butter knifemug. "Yes I did sleep with that slighty filthy young lady; you should've seen the Skunk Butter she left on my bed-sheets".
by Chi Chi Man September 20, 2009
Get the Skunk Buttermug. The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.
After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.
That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!
That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!
by ck1962 December 23, 2012
Get the Wood Buttermug. by Bizcocho May 31, 2017
Get the extra buttermug. by Jose Cansaco April 15, 2008
Get the Butter Mouthingmug. by sputumqueen December 8, 2013
Get the lung-buttermug.