Eat My Breakfast

Similar to a rim job or to toss the salad, however, it occurs after your lover has defecated.

1. She was such a whore that I made her eat my breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.

by jmclane2 March 4, 2008

Canadian Breakfast

A Canadian Breakfast is when a subject performs a handstand, and a full beer bottle is placed in the anus of the individual until the beer is fully consumed. The only stipulation is that the beer must be made in Canada (preferably Labatt Blue).

- "Ouch! My butt hurts!"
- "It should. You had a Canadian Breakfast last night.

by JConCrew February 22, 2011

Dutch breakfast

This was heard at a party in London some months ago. It's where a girl is smoking a joint whilst a man masturbates and eventually shoots his load over her face.

'I gave her the biggest Dutch Breakfast ever'

by london oracle May 19, 2009

Panama Breakfast

Fry an egg, proceed to insert into a womans vagina, and then eat said woman out.

Wow, that was the best panama breakfast ever baby!

by Spectre89 December 29, 2008

Canadian Bed and Breakfast

A bed and breakfast in which gay men stay at to freely participate in homosexual activities.

Stephano is planning to spend his spring break at a Canadian bed and breakfast with his boyfriend.

by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009

Breakfast Of Champions

A breakfast that consists of Diet Coke and a Cheese Stick. (Gives you gas)

Dude im so gassy, i had the breakfast of champions this morning.

by claptonisgod2440 February 17, 2009

Breakfast titties

Sloppy titties only made appetizing by the addition of syrup. Also accompanied by a scramble egg tummy and cottage cheese ass. Typically found on lot lizards or walking in casino's after 1:30A.M. Coined by Mdub

Damn, I wanted to have a $1.99 Grand slam breakfast until i saw those Breakfast titties, can we just go home?

Dude, I lost all of my money and now all that is here is breakfast titties!

by loki1977 August 8, 2009