Betty: Are you hangin' with your illegal boyfriend tonight?
Veronica: Nope - my husband is home tonight.
Veronica: Nope - my husband is home tonight.
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The bain of ones existence. May cause consumption of alcohol is massive quantities and loss of all sanity.
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Them wonderful magnificent divine queens known as Deltas won't will hopefully allow me to bean honorary boyfriend so I can move on from this AKA
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