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Vaguebooking Bomb

Fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.
Friend 1: We are just going to chalk this one up to God wanting to teach me patience....................

Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!

Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.
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Elephant Bomb 

When you cum and poop at the same time.
So we were having sex and he elephant bombed!
Elephant Bomb by surf December 11, 2012
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Patel Bomb

The hipster Indian drink of choice at nightclubs. Same as Jager Bomb but substitute Bombay gin for Jagermeister.
Dude, that Indian dude who douched himself in cologne with the popped collar Izod polo shirt was ordering the fuck out of those Patel Bombs last night.
Patel Bomb by rajpatel December 17, 2012

Titan Bomb

The act of performing a Tea-Bag. However, instead of gently placing the balls into the mouth, the man must get a running head start and then, jump and as he is landing, the force from the jump pushes the sac down the throat, causing a shockwave for the ages. A very aggressive move.
Last night I gave Limeri a Titan Bomb so hard, she almost choked to death !
Titan Bomb by Mango Munchies January 11, 2013

share bomb 

When your friends constantly share meaningless articles on Facebook without any form or interpretation, opinion or analysis on their part to introduce it. It's obnoxious and takes place a lot during election season. So what do they do...they share-bomb you all their friends!
Wow, Brian was sure busy today, he sent me a share bomb at least 6 times, what a pain in the ass he can be.
share bomb by Balamo August 2, 2016

BOODOO BOMB 

It is a Jaeger BOMB with an added shot of Vodka. Directions one shot glass of Jaeger and one shot glass of Vodka with an 2oz glass of red bull. Place both shots together on the top of the glass of red bull then take the shot of Jaeger letting the vodka shot fall in the red bull. Then take that as Well. That is a Boodoo Bomb!
BOODOO BOMB by Mr.MarcusB December 7, 2017

Sperm Bomb

When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.
Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
Sperm Bomb by NickrophiIia December 20, 2018