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Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.
by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019
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Peterfuckle Birthday

Any event of zero significance that is advertised months in advance by a shorter friend of Israeli descent. Must be celebrated by at least one person ending up in the ER due to alcohol and at least 3 others hammered beyond recognition. A peterfuckle must contain at least one scorched earth event and one person doing something for "the last time ever." Peterfuckle birthday is a yearly tradition that usually happens on February 8th but can be celebrated at any time. However, peterfuckle must be pre-faced by Darty invitations at least 3 months in advance.
Dude last weekend was a movie, I can't believe we survived Peterfuckle Birthday.

i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!
by Bazooka Sharks May 6, 2025
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Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.
by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016
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America Ferrera's Birthday Is June 06th, 2009

America Ferrera's Birthday Is June 06th, 2009
America Ferrera's Birthday Is June 06th, 2009
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radical gamer birthday day

A day where two (or more) epic gamers share a birthday on the same day
did you know that an example of a radical gamer birthday is Chiaki and Chihiro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
march 14th, today😲
Chihiro: ayo bro did u see what day it is
Chiaki: ya bro!!!!!
Both: its a radical gamer birthday day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
by kelsmoldybasketball March 14, 2022
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The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.
"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch
by dinnsdale September 30, 2018
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