A thong berry is what happens when you think you're done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your skank floss.
I thought I was done leaking uterus jelly, so I wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.
I like CapnCrunch with thong berries
I like CapnCrunch with thong berries
by 2LBSofTOE March 13, 2014
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“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021
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Harper green full of smack heads doubt ever drug under the sun all the lads think they solid cause they drive cars and carry weapons and girls a just pure slags who will get there ass out for a cig
Post office a shop where everything chill and terriers the shop
Kraves there local food place wat they terrorise everday
And you can’t forget the uthclub where everyone does there dirty shit
Harper green full of smack heads doubt ever drug under the sun all the lads think they solid cause they drive cars and carry weapons and girls a just pure slags who will get there ass out for a cig
Post office a shop where everything chill and terriers the shop
Kraves there local food place wat they terrorise everday
And you can’t forget the uthclub where everyone does there dirty shit
by New burry December 17, 2019
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