River

River is a smart, beautiful, caring, quiet girl. She takes a while to warm up to you but once you're close she never stops talking!!! if you ever meet a River cherish her forever because she will always be there for you. A River is so sweet and she's smoking hot! every boy wants to ask her out.

WOW look at River today, she looks gorgeous!

by 12392 October 8, 2023

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023

The river Mekong

Referring to a substantial amount of liquid or can also be used when an individual has excess verbal communication with another; often preformed in a irritating manner

Dude 1: “I had such bad diarrhoea yesterday it was like the river Mekong”
Dude 2: “shut up dude, you’ve been spewing out the river Mekong for the last ten minutes”

by spaghater3000 October 17, 2023

Rivers Cuomo

Looks like Buddy Holly. Also the leader, 2nd guitarist, and singer for the band "Weezer".

Rivers Cuomo just killed my best friend with a shoelace

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

River Effect

The River Effect is when a friend uses/shows off an item especially in a video game frequently enough that you have to acquire it for yourself.

River effect dude, I just had to get it!

by RightTriggerLeftTrigger November 16, 2023

River

River is the best person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. She is so hilarious and the most beautiful girl you have ever laid eyes on. She can be very kind but also rude if you make her mad. She will judge you so much if you do something bad to her or her friends. She has the best fashion sense ever and you will never see her without a fashionable outfit on. She is the funny energetic friend everyone needs. She is the best person know to exist.

Person 1: Hey have you seen River today?

Person 2: ya she was wearing the most beautiful outfit ever and was so funny.

by Lebuffwindyspirt December 27, 2023

River City Girls

pretty banger game made by wayforward and arc studios
it follows an alternate/retcon plot of the Kunio-kun series
it has 2 games so far
pretty cool

dude 1: "have you played River City Girls"
dude 2: "no"
dude 1: "kill your-"

by joe234567 December 30, 2023