river lupin

dumb mf 😭😭😭😭😭

river : hey im river lupin
chaddy b : boy u dumb 😭

by SexyKinsAsh69 July 27, 2021

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

River bullett

When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett.

When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett

by Kaisermonroe August 6, 2021

River/Max

River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333

This is the meaning of River/Max

by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021

Sold Me Down the River

There's a fire beneath my skin
There's a fever that makes me ill
Got a love, a love that kills
I've got twenty four hours to live
Comeback, I'm begging you please
Comeback, I'm down on my knees
Comeback, I'm begging you please
I don't know why and I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
There's a rose across my chest
Got your name written on it
Love's the drug that I live by
Give me a shot before I die
Comeback, I'm begging you please
Comeback, I'm down on my knees
Comeback, I'm begging you please

I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
Sold me down the river tonight
Whoo whoo
I've got twenty four hours
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
All right
Sold me
Sold me
Sold me down the river
Sold me
Sold me
Sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker June 23, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.

The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021