The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.
Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
by The BrGr February 09, 2024
by MorgannaNight May 29, 2020
*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 27, 2022
by Linden&James December 06, 2024
by Linden&James December 06, 2024
When you literally bite someone from their front side. A way of showing love and affection. Its another version of blowjob except you bite it. It could be for a male or female if you know what I mean.
I was front-biting him afterschool
by nibbernator September 07, 2019
1. To have a low IQ or to be without knowledge, low IQ especially.
2. To be a racist and/or Idealist and/or have an ideal.
3. To be guided more by ancient beliefs more than modern or future beliefs.
4. To do something too bad or wrong!
5. To lie about something you know is true but do not want to believe.
6. To act too aggressively when asking for an answer in a situation that is not that bad.
7. To act anxious over something that is not that important.
8. To try to cut into the action to be like someone else who is doing something good for themselves.
9. To be desperate.
2. To be a racist and/or Idealist and/or have an ideal.
3. To be guided more by ancient beliefs more than modern or future beliefs.
4. To do something too bad or wrong!
5. To lie about something you know is true but do not want to believe.
6. To act too aggressively when asking for an answer in a situation that is not that bad.
7. To act anxious over something that is not that important.
8. To try to cut into the action to be like someone else who is doing something good for themselves.
9. To be desperate.
Guy: I so want to be noth. Noth: its not that important to be noth. Just fight the good fight like everybody else. Guy: I just hate how i cant be noth. (Pause) ARRRRRRRGH! Noth: Get the fuck away from me biter! (2 hours later) Noth: I just got attacked by some poser. Friend: damn man that bites, what a biter!
by Noth Brotherhood January 07, 2016