Bean bagged 

when one sits on a bean bag and is slowly eating and raped by said bean bag vicously until all that is left is underwear and converses

Emma: dude you ever been bean baged?
paul: no what's that
Arvind: ah he doesn't know emma lets go (nod's wisely)
Paul: awww come on let me be bean bagged
Emma: well, ok....
Paul: ok (sit's on bean bag) what now, o god help help!!!!!
Arvind and Emma: paul you were just bean bagged baby!

Bean bagged by Art students May 18, 2007

bean salad 

Oral sex on a woman, otherwise known as cunnilingus

"I'm going to eat some bean salad tonight"

bean salad by Rob Andrew August 6, 2004

bean tron 

A specific white man who is acting a foo and is all up in someone else's grill. It is also the name of a specific gangster gang.

"Look at that bean tron over there!"

"The bean trons are the baddest gang there is"

bean tron by Grant Holden August 24, 2006

Bean Man Hater 

Anyone who is a hater of the infamous Gerrad Gayton. This child often comes across as arrogant, stuck-up, childish, anal retentive.

He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.

Bloke 1: Fuck, its Beany!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!

*evil stare*

Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!

Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?

Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!

Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!

Bean Man Hater by breddles October 28, 2008

Bean Hair 

A greasy haired Mexican

My friend bill is a bean hair

Bean Hair by fluff bag May 27, 2009

Bean Jar 

Alternate name for the female gentalia.

''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''

Bean Jar by PeeBen December 30, 2011

Bean Bag Fruit 

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

Bean Bag Fruit by Bigwhite May 25, 2012