three apes

A greetings usued in the Blue Water area of Michigan.
Me: "Three apes, dude!"
You: "Three apes."
by Major Sleep October 15, 2012
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ape

used for people who have no common sense or are not smart.
by AstroStarlite October 19, 2017
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AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.
"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."
by Glendonson June 10, 2025
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Ape Nigga

An ape that wanders towns in search of a hospital to beat everyone inside of it.
I was at the hospital and i saw an ape go Ape Nigga on this dude with major hemroids.
by ApeFARTS February 27, 2020
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to go apes

To go express oneself wildly or savagely, as an ape would.
My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.
by Peggisms March 24, 2019
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Apeing

Apeing is when you buy a crypto token or non fungible token (NFT) shortly after the token project launch without doing your own research (DYOR), usually because they are fearful of missing out (FOMOing) on potential gains that could be lost if they hesitate in order to conduct due diligence.
Ape: Bro, check out this new crypto coin called ASS. It's supposed to be lit!
You: You're totally apeing into that shit aren't you?
Ape: Yeah bro I already swapped 20 ETH for it!
You: SMH
by DrR10n December 24, 2021
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daddy ap

the sexiest girl alive. hide yo girl!! she finna take her
“damn man. daddy ap just took my girl”
you should’ve hid her. yo girl got a nice ass and daddy ap ALWAYS goes for the ass.”
by zoxiity October 7, 2021
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