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Doing an Amber

Taking a shit. Laying down some cable. Pooping. Squeezing out a turd.

Shortened version of rhyming slang "Doing an amber turd"
Hey can't answer the phone sorry. I'm doing an Amber.
by Nuggets of wisdom June 3, 2022
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Amber-Daigrepont

An “Amber-Daigrepont” is a VERY beautiful, somewhat-intelligent, sneaky, sometimes honest girl creep that does whatever she wants whenever she wants. She is prone to addiction, especially opiates like heroin and fentanyl, but will give that life up as long as she has a man that she thinks will take care of her. She is usually a part time call girl/stripper or a Fire Protection secretary. She will settle for a pedophile for a husband if she feels like that is someone that will pay for her lifestyle. Especially pedo’s named Jake or Kelly. She is a person with DEEP seated issues that has the courage, resilience and drive to succeed at anything she sets her mind to as long as she is sober.
Person: Hey! Did you fall in love with her? She’s a total “Amber-Daigrepont” and will fuck you while she steals your wallet!
Other person: Ambe-Daigrepont DID steal my wallet after I paid her AND she had the best ham-wallet my pork-steeple has ever punched!
by Lickity_slitickitty February 1, 2024
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Amber

Literally the hottest person you'd ever see. Obsessed with anime, loves drawing, and likes a Josh or Lachlan.
She's such a good girlfriend too. She is funny, caring, compassionate and HOT AF
person 1: "is that Amber?!"
person 2 :"yeah she's so hot!!! I wish I was like her"
by someoneawesome1928 November 24, 2021
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amber 2

the best kind of amber - the kind that comes from an alternate reality. passing interest uranus.
"what the hell just happened?" "amber 2 is here"
by gormworm January 3, 2024
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Amber

An enabler. Someone who defends sexual deviants. A woman who justifies sexual harrassment. A scammer. A female narcassist.
Shes being a real Amber over Armie Hammer.
by JuffHater420 November 1, 2023
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Amberism

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before them. They are also very funny. We dedicate ourselves to amber, live our lives for Amber. Fight for amber. Amber provides for us, the light they provide for us is a bright one, we shall follow Amber wherever they may go.
Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...
by Bxpe November 30, 2022
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amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.
There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.
by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015
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