Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.
by YingyYango May 12, 2019
Get the Alpha Malemug. A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
by arf79 April 1, 2023
Get the Alphamug. when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.
by New_Uzer November 15, 2016
Get the Alpha Dumpmug. 1. The first letter of the Greek alphabet. See Α, α, ἄλφα, and alfa.
2. In game development, used to denote a stage of the game development when key gameplay mechanics are implemented. Comes after Pre-alpha and before Beta.
3. In a social hierarchy, used to denote a person who has a high social position, an example is an alpha male.
2. In game development, used to denote a stage of the game development when key gameplay mechanics are implemented. Comes after Pre-alpha and before Beta.
3. In a social hierarchy, used to denote a person who has a high social position, an example is an alpha male.
Usage 1: Alpha is a letter of the Greek alphabet.
Usage 2: The game is currently in the alpha stage
Usage 3: He is an alpha male.
Usage 2: The game is currently in the alpha stage
Usage 3: He is an alpha male.
by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020
Get the Alphamug. Noam , A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. God touched him.
by Gustav123 November 21, 2021
Get the Noam The alphamug. /ˈælfə/
noun (plural = alphas)
1. the beginning
2. the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A/α)
3. (chemistry) referring to an alpha particle, a neutral Helium-4 particle that results from nuclear decay
4. (astronomy) the brightest star in a constellation
adjective
1. dominant
2. (abbr.) alphabetical, e.g. "alpha order" for "alphabetical order"
noun (plural = alphas)
1. the beginning
2. the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A/α)
3. (chemistry) referring to an alpha particle, a neutral Helium-4 particle that results from nuclear decay
4. (astronomy) the brightest star in a constellation
adjective
1. dominant
2. (abbr.) alphabetical, e.g. "alpha order" for "alphabetical order"
by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022
Get the alphamug. n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.
I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.
by Sparky236 February 2, 2023
Get the Alphamug.