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Alabama sword fight

When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.
I lost an alabama sword fight against my friend and have to get sex change surgery.
by Crazyjaks July 14, 2023
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alabama corn dip

When you have sex with a girl who has a severe yeast infection. Your dick will resemble a crusty white corn cob/dip.
Ryan had sex with Jessica and got Alabama corn dip.
by Bigscurr April 4, 2016
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Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear
by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019
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Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey

The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!
by Vishy69 February 28, 2020
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Alabama White Elephant

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass
Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.
by Not Jordan Jones January 17, 2019
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Alabama Coon Stomp

When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.
“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”
by C.heeto June 11, 2021
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alabama corn hole

I gave cousin Jill an Alabama Corn Hole
by gvvfgftghhy April 9, 2019
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