The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.
by cainraw December 11, 2009
Get the Passion shit mug.The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020
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by I give head for 5 shillings June 21, 2018
Get the Steamy Shit mug.The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018
Get the Purple shit mug.When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.
"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
by BanterBean April 18, 2017
Get the Miracle Shit mug.At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010
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