How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

the all-american rejects

I know a guy who looks exactly like Tyson Ritter...it's really weird, so....yeah. Anyways, I discovered The All-American Rejects about 10 months ago, and I really liked their music from the very beginning. I got their album "Move Along", with such songs as "It Ends Tonight", "Move Along", "Dirty Little Secret", and "Night Drive", all great songs. They are about the coolest thing since chocolate!!! They are the best band I believe I've ever heard. I know you probably think I'm gay because all the other people who wrote positive things on this definition were girls, but I am definitely not gay, I just think that they have some awesome music worth writing about. That is about all I have to say.

the All-American Rejects are the pimpinest band EVER

by George Woodard August 29, 2006

the all-american rejects

the best band EVER! yes they are all hot but their music is SO AWESOME too. the cigarette song is great. they kick ass. nick wheeler WOW! *sigh* if you don't like them. well then you can just go fall in a hole! 'cause they're awsome. and if your a boy it's because your jelous you don't look like them ;)

they are my all-american rejects

by theXcigaretteXsong March 20, 2004

american football

A popular American sport that in many small backwater communities is more important than justice and the proper education of the players.

My brother was in a car accident caused by two high school football stars. He got 100 stitches and one eye. They got one year at juvie AFTER football season ends. Damn you american football!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006

American

What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.

That tourist is definitely American... we're in Japan and he can't say a single word of Japanese.

by Hazelmay June 13, 2009

american

A native of the most despised nation on earth. Probably obscenely fat.

Person 1: "Look, there's one of the tiny number of Americans that's ever travelled abroad."
Person 2: "Christ, he's fat. I detest him, and his culture."

by Antiseptic August 20, 2007

the all-american rejects

The All-American Rejects are the sweetest, most tightest band ever! And Tyson Ritter is the HOTTTTEST, HOTTTEST, did i mention he was hot? man alive!

I can't go a day without listening to at least one song by the All-American Rejects!

by Susan December 23, 2003