alabama bangs

A haircut worn among homosexual men most likely residing in the south. This was said to get its name from the high gay population in the state of alabama who most all wear this haircut. Many times when males perform anal sex they grab on to their partners alabama bangs and pull on them.

Man Randy sure has nice alabama bangs. I sure would like to have gay sex with him

by non-alabama straight male November 30, 2009

Alabama Backwash.

Noun). An Act of Incestual Oral sex. In which the female..(or male) partner gives oral suckage upon the penis of their male partner till the male hits coitous. Upon which the partner must swish it around inside of their mouth and dispense of it inside an empty plastic bottle, in which the partner must then take it and drink from it.

~Note: This act cannot be performed unless the partner is some how related genetically to you.

<i>"S'what? Yeah I gave my man a lil Alabama Backwash. It goes good with a little Coca - Cola."</i>

by Dr Grant Ross June 2, 2008

Alabama Whack-a-mole

When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.

"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."

by hymee9 October 30, 2008

alabama blizard

when a guy blows a load in someones face so they cant see

spiderman hit maryjane with an alabama blizard

by willma fingerdu December 7, 2009

Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011

Alabama Pool Party

When a group of people shit in succession in the same toilet without flushing after a large meal.

Hey guys,

You want to go eat Indian food at India Garden then have an Alabama Pool Party in Collins bathroom?

by India Garden February 21, 2017

alabama kiss

an Alabama kiss is when two partners (usually Caucasian) french kiss each other with chewing tobacco in their lip and then proceed to use their tongues to trade "dips" or chewing Tabacco.

"Me and my cousin were Alabama kissing , i still have her Copenhagen in my lip."

by megasuperawesomealphawolf123 July 20, 2017