alabama slam cock

When your with a female and you put on her knees and slam ones appendage upon her foregeadt

I gave Jodie the ole Alabama Slam cock

by Allen Write January 1, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.

Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."

by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021

Alabama Yin Yang

When you 69 with your cousin.

Me and Celia, Phyllis' kid on ma's side, made an Alabama Yin Yang in the barn yesterday.

by Mr Jyggiphli July 15, 2022

Alabama Chili Bag

The act of striking someone with an excrement filled pillow case.

During a pillow fight, Hedgecock got Anderson with the ol' Alabama Chili Bag.

by Girthworm August 6, 2022

Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.

She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.

by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022

Alabama Shit Syringe

A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.

Dude, I gave Ashley an Alabama Shit Syringe last night and my dick hole is still burning!

by FreezeDriedBallCheese March 17, 2022

Alabama steam engine

The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person

Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"

by mMmMMM_CroNcHY June 1, 2021