wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022
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You acting square

When you get mad over something that is not all the serious
by You square April 10, 2016
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Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.
Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.
by Jeff Handley February 06, 2012
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Square Based Prison

Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.
Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022
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Washington Square Syndicate

This Syndicate founded in October 2022 in Savannah, GA in the unanimously voted best Square in the city, Washington Square. The first of its kind, a socially democratic syndicate that is not to be challenged or messed with. The Syndicate initially formed as an unorganized gang, and as their numbers and muscle grew, they’ve become an elite group of organized rabble rousers that seem to grow stronger by the day. Rumors have flew around Savannah since establishment, every one worse than the one before. Although one thing seems to be known, your pets are safe with the Washington Square Syndicate, you on the other hand… (dun dun dun)

While in its early days, the Syndicate is something this country has never seen before; potentially starting a movement of organized mobsters we haven’t seen since the early days of the Italian Mob.

If you are in Savannah, watch your back. If you end up near Washington Square: pray.
The Washington Square Syndicate is not to be messed with.
by Washington Square Syndicate October 08, 2022
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Butt Squared

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."
by Benbunny September 20, 2011
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