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MY FUCKING KNEES

The saying you say after someone fucks your knees.
by RIFNJCldcnka zxc November 2, 2022
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Knee-cruise

The act of steering with the knee, when you are far too busy to use your hands. I.E. Shuffling through maps, your CD's, applying your face, arm wrestling with your passenger, etc. Usually preceded by pressing the "Cruise Control" button.
Brenda and Tommy were far too busy playing Scrabble on their way to Montana. Good thing he knows how to knee-cruise.
by Nunya Bidnis November 6, 2010
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Nashville Knee Grease

A product mainly bought by hookers and over-evaluated teens. If the former it is used to prevent friction from wearing down the knees of hookers when giving BJ's, if the latter it is used as hair gel and pussy repellant.
"Fuck my knees hurt!" "You know what you need!" (in unison) "NASHVILLE KNEE GREASE!"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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Knees

Your knees.
"Hey bro I got some new knees"
"Wow cool knees bro"
by TheDuck69420 April 1, 2020
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butter knee

knees with fat on them that makes them look like melted butter; weird ass knees; fat knees
by Winnielooplop August 4, 2017
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twinkle knees

when you make her buckle at the knees of anticipation
all this cardio makes me have twinkle knees.
by spaceboycream January 3, 2020
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No knee caps

A person who will never propose. Refers to the emotional inability to get down on one knee Not to be confused with eternally single; someone without knee caps will stay in long term relationships, but will never actually pop the question.
Sis, your man has no knee caps. If you want marriage and kids you need to move on!
by CC Halpert June 9, 2018
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