logan

not apart of uptown!

them logan bitches shiesty bro

by dickupdummy May 12, 2021

Logan’s momma

She be on at

I be on at like Logan’s momma boa

by Muhaboss June 6, 2021

Logan

Logan is the most mature, observant, caring, considerate, and humourous man you'll ever meet. Logan is tall and handsome, with a jawline that could cut glass, seductive bright hazel eyes that'll make you want to pounce him immediately when he makes eye contact with you. He's an amazing musician, especially in drumming, he's fucking amazing. He has such a keen ear for music. Observing him listen to his favourite songs so intimately, god he's so awesome. Have any conversation with him, you'll be laughing your ass off. He's also insanely sexy. He'll tease you, kiss you, touch you. He's got one massive shlong that you won't wanna keep your hands off of. I love you, Logan. Marry me.

"Hey, isn't that Logan Winter?!"

"Yeah! He's so awesome."

by ninjaturtz21 November 25, 2024

Logan Paul

A narcissistic sociopathic 27+ year old fully grown man that is still trapped inside his 12 year old mind, desperately trying to satisfy his pathetic ego by attention seeking with idiotic controversies like filming and laughing at bodies of people that committed suicide, putting small animals in danger for his sad little views from 10 year olds to satisfy his attention seeking compulsion & breaking laws because he has no legitimate speciality to get fame & fortune so he short-cuts straight to being an unlikeable obnoxious prick on the internet. His brother Jake Paul is the exact same too.

''Omg did you see what Logan Paul did this time!?'' ''Who?''

by Evil Death Crow May 27, 2022

Logan

A guy whos not afraid to build a snow man.

hes the type of guy that cant plesure a women so builds a deck.
logans best friend is his 2 inch shlong.

hes the type of guy that fucks a sandwich in the public pool.
he has a nut allergy thats why he wont ever be gay

Did you see logan I hear hes short, has a small wee wee and orgasms at the touch of a women

by kindda gay December 16, 2022

Logan

A fucking Chad. He is destroyer of fat ass and tight pussy. All the bitches are attracted to his gigantic monster of a cock. All his friend’s milfs want the D.

My mom said she would only go out with a Logan.

by Chad the Destroyer November 22, 2021

Logan Style Checklist

A checklist used to assess the functionality of a phone before, and after a repair. It usually includes speakers, cameras, buttons, microphones, proximity sensors, and charge docks.

I used the Logan Style Checklist, so I can assure to you that your phone works.

by Dontijal October 6, 2018