November 15

National lock your crush’s face day

(John) oh look it’s November 15
(Adam) look dude it’s Suzie go do it to her
(John) ok dude if you must insist

by Josephine 2000 November 11, 2020

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October 15

October 15 is when the most thickest people are born, they are baddies. Get in their way and they will f*** you up. October 15 babies are often looked up to and creative in many ways. Dont lose them

Girl 1: My baby is due on October 15th
Girl 2: Lucky!! There gonna be the center of magic☺︎︎

by Queensburge May 29, 2021

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Black 15

The first year where everyone started to be offended by almost...anything

Why is everyone in this year offended by anything you ask, well it all started in the year 2015 also known as Black 15.

by Cire7878 December 6, 2016

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November 15

National 'do everything your boyfriend asks of you' day

Hey babe, it's November 15, could you give me a neck massage.

by TheRealDeal714 November 12, 2020

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When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.

Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

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