Uzair Jacobs

...gay

"Yo, y'know Uzair Jacobs? Yeaahhhhh...hella gay<3"

by AndOMGcholesterol November 22, 2019

jacob myers

Incredibly hot beast
Loves basketball
Giant penis

That guy is such a "Jacob Myers"

by Skyler Plummer July 25, 2016

Jacobs dick

So short the it rains magical unicorns with their buttholes spread wide open for his short Peter Pan Eskimo dick

Unicorns and Eskimos approve of Jacobs dick cause it’s imaginary:

by Football59 January 2, 2020

Jacob Young

He is intimidating at first but he grows on you and you learn to like him as a great friend and also he bashes the absolute shit out of people who try to hurt you.

Jacob Young just bashed the shit out of someone!

by im J****b November 19, 2019

Jacob Josefson

a Swedish hockey player, drafted 2008 first round in the NHL Entrey Draft by the New Jersey Devils
most likely is going to be a totally unstoppable player in a few years

Jacob Josefson just scored us the goal that made us the Stanley Cup Champions.

by Field Playa October 29, 2010

Jacob Sartorius

A very sweet person who cares very deeply for his fans

Jacob Sartorius is such a sweet boy.

by Duhitzme22 April 19, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

A boy who is now a singer/ songwriter one of the best people his fandom has ever seen. Jacob Sartorius is a boy who has brown hair and brownish eyes. He is the best person you will ever know. He is also someone that you will call ugly names but when you get to know him you fall in love.

Sartorian: OMG JACOB SARTORIUS

Jacob Sartorius: Hey guys nice to meet you

by jacobsartorius16 October 5, 2018