Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.
Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!
by Nessachuu April 05, 2016
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spunky birthday

The day in which James lies on his back naked in the middle of the street and allows passers-by to masturbate on him.
I went down town today for a spunky birthday
by spunky_bday November 18, 2010
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Birthday digs

Birthday digs are punches given to people on their birthdays. Example if it’s your 12th birthday that’s 12 punches and 1 for good luck. If you don’t like the person you can give them one for bad luck too. You can give your birthday digs another day if you’re not able to give someone their punches on their actual birthday. You have 3 days to give them there punches or it’s classed as abuse.
Being defined- Birthday Digs is an act which allows you to beat up your friend on their birthday without them being able to do anything. Yo it’s jacobs 17th birthday let’s go give him 17 punches” “Nah bro 19 one for good luck n one for bad”
Yo baby cousin just turned 3 let’s go beat him up”
by Birthday digs January 22, 2023
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breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday
What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday
by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024
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Birthday Suit pics

Every Year after you turn 21 you are required to send a nude picture to all your friends and later all your socials to please the birthday gods.
by RedDaite September 08, 2022
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.
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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to youoo, happy birthday to you.
Guy 1. Happy Birthday

Guy 2. Thanks Guy 1.
by Derpuhoh December 23, 2023
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