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bull shit artist

an expert at telling you bull shit. Usually has a degree to back up their bull shit.
Example 1:

Psychiatrist: You are suffering from severe depression.

Defenseless kid: no. I feel fine.

kids parents: Johnny, you are depressed. listen to the doctor.

(in this example the Psychiatrist is a master bull shit artist capable of convincing anyone of any bull shit)

Example 2:
(a man at a modern art museum looks at a painting consisting of randomly placed lines)

man: this is crap

artist: no, you just don't get my art

man: oh, I see it now

(in this example, the artist is not only a bullshit artist but an artist as well!)
by bob the robber November 6, 2006
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coke bottle shits

Also known as CBS.
This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.
That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the coke bottle shits all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself.
by -d September 16, 2008
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damn nigger shit

A popular saying in south Ga. when said together.
Troll #1: Damn nigger shit, that woman is fine.

Troll #2: Shes got my pp standing straight up.
by Ass Neck October 29, 2008
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butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit on your boxers and you take your boxers off later and it rips your butthole hairs off
i shit my pant and i went to take off my boxers and i got a butthole shit rip and it hurt a lot
by spencer samuelson December 28, 2005
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Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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Worthless Piece of Shit

@AntiMAPSociety_ on twitter
He fucking faked his own suicide for sympathy, what a worthless piece of shit.
by Loli Powice March 2, 2020
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take a shit money

the amount of money you need to have in the bank to take a shit on your bosses desk
Rick James - I won the lottery
Johnson - whats that smell
Rick James- I just took a shit on your desk, i have enough take a shit money
by Johhnnny V January 21, 2009
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