Flathead High School is full of skanks, hicks, and popular kids with really shitty personality. Between Flathead and Glacier, Flathead definitely exceeds the ghetto standards. Flathead High School is that school that just loses every football game but still think they’re superior to every school because they dominate in wrestling.
Jake: You want to go to a Flathead High School football game?
Mike: A Flathead game? We all know they’re going to lose by 50 points, why bother?
Mike: A Flathead game? We all know they’re going to lose by 50 points, why bother?
by Issa.peachy July 26, 2022
When you’re in your own head having super deep thoughts while high. You’re just on another level right now when you’re this high.
*You and the gang are chilling post Cyph sesh. With jokes going back and forth, you notice your friend Dave isn't talking. He's just staring into the distance.*
Lee: Yo bro, why is Dave not talking
Vin: I don't know bro, he is GONE
Meek: Dave is beyond zooted, he's 3high right now
Lee: What you mean?
Meek: The Za hit him beyond comprehension. He's beyond too high right now. Homie is 3 high...
*Inside Dave's mind is an elaborate concoction of hypothetical matrixial innovations. Deep thoughts are connected to various realities, the should've-could'ves, and what the future may hold if certain actions are implemented. The thoughts of how every action has led to this very moment, the people he's met, the women he has bonded with, the coworkers and bosses he has had and where he is destined to be in this life - based on every decision that he has made...*
Vin:*tapping Dave's shoulder* Yo Dave, you good bro?
*Dave snaps out of his trance* Yeah dawg, I'm chillin
Lee: Yo bro, why is Dave not talking
Vin: I don't know bro, he is GONE
Meek: Dave is beyond zooted, he's 3high right now
Lee: What you mean?
Meek: The Za hit him beyond comprehension. He's beyond too high right now. Homie is 3 high...
*Inside Dave's mind is an elaborate concoction of hypothetical matrixial innovations. Deep thoughts are connected to various realities, the should've-could'ves, and what the future may hold if certain actions are implemented. The thoughts of how every action has led to this very moment, the people he's met, the women he has bonded with, the coworkers and bosses he has had and where he is destined to be in this life - based on every decision that he has made...*
Vin:*tapping Dave's shoulder* Yo Dave, you good bro?
*Dave snaps out of his trance* Yeah dawg, I'm chillin
by Meeks Mill August 11, 2023
When you’re in your own head thinking super deep thoughts while being smacked. You’re just thinking on another level now when you’re this high.
by Meeks Mill January 19, 2022
A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 29, 2024
Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.
I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.
by Bobberdummy September 08, 2021
A bunch of pussys that live in vero. Could possibly be the lamest people in all of Florida. If you like to be sexually assaulted, bullied and harassed this is the place for you. Join us ASAP
by ThiccDicc6942069 September 08, 2021
This is the updated one for 2023. Just no, it’s a lost cause, whatever that cause might’ve been in the first place. Jam-packed with pedophiles, (referring to teachers AND students) rednecks, whitewashed, and sex offenders. {60% rednecks, another 30% whitewashed, 10% decent} None of the freshmen have matured halfway into the school year, which is a sign of lovely things for the school’s future. As for now, from the countless pedophiles to the popular kids having sex to various forms of sexual harassment from the rednecks, it’s already a fucking STD. Bloodstains, cockroaches, spiders, ants, and the newest ones still coming in, rats, can be found in any corner of the school. There was even a heart drawn out of blood on the tampon box in the girl’s roach bathroom’s big stall. All the administration really cares about is that you make them money, you don’t vape, and you come to the hell hole every day. I’m a freshman and only see it getting worse every year. Sophomore year: The school will have a new full-on rat infestation. Junior year: All current aspects progressively get worse. Senior year: The last mature people leave and the school’s fate is sealed. It’s basically Freedom Middle School with more whitewashed, less cleaning, and lots of pedophiles.
by Zika Virus 🦠 December 27, 2022