poopy shit fart

when someone calls you a "diarrhea emoji" on Twitch you reply by calling them a poopy shit fart.

Person 1 in chat: "hey diarrhea emoji."
Twitch streamer: "what up you poopy shit fart"

by hottdog November 19, 2021

shit of my career

A monsterous crap taken at work while in the midst of a busy time.

That was the "shit of my career."

by the marti September 28, 2006

Are you ready for this shit ?!

Are you ready for this shit means some one is about to swing a kettlebell across campus.

* steps up to kettle bell *
“ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT ?! “

by Kettlebell2020 April 21, 2019

Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.

Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.

by Frenchie Free May 30, 2018

dog shit park

Also known as "dog shit".
Dog Shit Park is a place where people bring their dogs for a walk, and where cool people drink beer and smoke pot. If you are really cool you might even get a spot on the bench. You also must add to the pile of beer caps infront of the bench when possible.

Hey! Do you want to smoke some pot in dog shit?

by daeth December 17, 2004

Shit on my ass

An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.

"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded

by Jim Von Hagen June 9, 2008

Oh Shit Bitch

1. An exclamation to any sort of reaction, whether it be surprise, fear, or joy. Generally used in humurous ways.

2. A way to scream at a beloved family bitch, preferrably of the canine genre. One usually should place his/her thumb and for-finger on the bitches rump and squeeze rythmicly while speaking.

1. (Man gives birth to partially eaten kangeroo fetus)
"Oh shit bitch!"

2. "Now (dogs name), let me have that ass. Good dog, now siiit. Good bitch. OH SHIT BITCH! OH SHIT BITCH!"

by Davi.! December 24, 2005