Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter

Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.

by Booby-boy November 6, 2017

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

HELP ME NOW

Being a child that goes to school

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

National dick me down day

You have to dick down someone

Yo it’s national dick me down day.

by Dick me down please November 22, 2020

pick me

megan packer

ugh she’s just like megan...- pick me choose me love me

by anonymous June 17, 2021

Me

Seeing you…
I love to do…
It brightens my eyes…
Takes away any grey skies…

My love for you

I can not hide…
When you are by my side…
I go all googly inside…

It is YOU!!!!
Only YOU!!!!
That this I do…

Love YOU!!!!
Now…
Here…
Anywhere!!!
My dream!!!!
You loving me❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 30, 2024

pick me

in french “choisis moi connasse”, is a person who begs for the attention, acceptance and approval of the opposite sex.

“JaSon sTaWp🥺🥺🥺🥺”
“GiVe mE mY pHoNe🥺🥺oMg yOu’rE sO silly🤪🥺🥺”

that’s a pick me.

by anonymous August 27, 2021