man-moo-verse

Poetic style, originating in England. The subject of the poem is the relationship between a human and a cow.
It is not uncommon for these poems to be very short, and they often,but not always adopt the structure of a haiku.

Daisy,
I drink your milk.
It feels good sliding down my throat.
Daisy.

by Zippo August 15, 2003

Man-Down syndrome

Describes the man in your group who suffers the worst hangover the morning after.

"OMG, James has Man-Down syndrome. He can't even put his trousers on!"

by nervouspaddy June 15, 2014

wife beater man

the redneck you call when you are to pussy to beat your wife yourself.

did you hear jason called wife beater man, his wife got beat

by wife beater man November 30, 2021

Electric Man Blanket

For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.

Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.

Often referred to as an E.M.B.

Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB

by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

Ugly Man Complex

The ugly man complex is a trait shown in most individuals who are lower on the attractiveness scale than most. They have been talked down so much by society and have developed so many insecurities the only way a person with this can stay sane is to constantly delude themselves with a false image of self as if they were some type of attractive, interesting, important man.

Person 1:Bro, Amir is so ugly but thinks he’s hot shit.
Person 2:Bro he’s got the ugly man complex.

by 1BackendChild_ January 21, 2023

ww1 the man on the moon

boom

it's like ww1 the man on the moon

by job lob mob October 5, 2018

sugar-free man candy

When you walk next to a good-looking guy in a public place to get people to think that he is your boyfriend.The "sugar" refers to commitment, therefore "sugar-free" means no commitment. Especially satisfying when you do it and your ex is walking the other way.

"I saw Jason on the street the other day. I had my sugar-free man candy. :D"

by Raystar April 10, 2009