me

amazing in all fucking ways

me is a great person bitch

by yup thats cancer aka me January 13, 2020

Bigger than me

A phrase by a bullied victim (such as nerds) describing that his/her bullies are far-more superior than them.

Nerd: That son of a bitch took my fucking savings!
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

Bite me

A more flirtatious way to say smd

Come bite me😋

by KayySplatt October 10, 2021

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.

"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it

by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025

chipper-me-this

An expression of saying something excited your attention

"Chipper-me-this! What an interesting find!"

by randomtestaccount June 26, 2022

me not worried

Secretly worries inside. Hoping no one notices how worried they are.

Contemplating suicide.

Co-Worker: Hey Pilus, I think you got fired bro.

Pilus: "Me not worried at all!"

by SquanchyBitch January 24, 2017