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Girl Scout

An eight-story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era. The Girl Scout is commonly seen selling cookies for about treefiddy, or $3.50 to unsuspecting civilians.
Chef's dad:
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
by IDoThings October 11, 2019
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girl reveal

A GIF of a 18+ woman putting out his wonderful boobs and squishing it afterwards with Illinois shirt and is it in Reddit and it’s not delete it like Belle delfine
P1: want to see girl reveal

P2: Hell yeah

Both: beating their meat
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VSCO GIRL

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Vsco girl: drops hydroflask
Her: and I oop

Skskskskks
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VSCO girl

An annoying little cunt who has attachment issues to turtles
Emma the VSCO girl:“save the turtles skksksks”
Oh shut up you vsco cunt
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Gag-a-Girl

A girl that "cant" fit a dick in her mouth.
You could even fit Jakes dick in your mouth, Gag-a-Girl
by CarbonFLARE__ October 13, 2019
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VSCO girl

Sksksksk Jesus crist not this again please. Ok let’s get this over with. A “vsco girl” usually wears oversized “Ron Jon” t-shirts and let me mention she wears the smallest shorts in the whole world. And for shoes?! It’s usually crocs, burks, or vans. She can’t leave home without her scrunchie and her hydroflask. She usually says “ AND I OOP and SKSKSK” very aggressively. This thing is very annoying never go near one.
Normal guy:Jesus is that a vsco girl
Normal girl: yeah, this is bad
Normal guy: okay I’m gonna move schools now
Vsco girl: SKSKS AND I OOP WHAT DID YOU SAY??!?!?
by Itsjusttaylor October 14, 2019
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Vsco Girl

Girls that carry around Hydro Flasks and are hoes and give guys scrunchies
Eww look at Vanessa she’s such a Vsco Girl with her bright pink hydro flask
by BeefBeefBeefBeef October 14, 2019
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