A place where girls are constantly getting pregnant by the "pussy eater" named MCneAL. Her calves are so big and fat that she could suffocate you with them... Don't go to this demon birthing school... we have furries and Mr willy. you don't want that.. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAKE PLEASE DONT COME TO THIS PLACE OR THE WILLY MAN WILL COME AND EAT YOU..
Riverside Girls Highschool is the perfect breeding ground for furries.
Mcneal: I took my student's shitting rights away, and now they're all constipated and emo
Willy: That's Riverside Girls High School for ya
Mcneal: I took my student's shitting rights away, and now they're all constipated and emo
Willy: That's Riverside Girls High School for ya
by Mcneals Long Lost Dad April 4, 2023

The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.
Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”
Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”
Example dose✌🏻:
Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”
Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”
Example dose✌🏻:
Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”
by The CHICK that TATTOOS April 17, 2024

by stanstan300 June 25, 2023

School in Kansas for rich nerds and wealthy addicts that love the sophomore and junior bathrooms. notorious for horrible english teachers and very strict catholic teachers. Has way to many awards for sports.
kid 1: "You see the St. Thomas Aquinas High School game last weekend?"
kid 2: "no, what happend?"
kid 1: "they smoked St. Lames!"
kid 2: "no, what happend?"
kid 1: "they smoked St. Lames!"
by independence avenue bridge September 8, 2021

by Material gurl December 12, 2021

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by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

This school is filled with a bunch of no good son of a guns, and wannabe playas. They have vending machines that sell AK47s. I don't know who thinks this is appropriate in a high school. The teachers are scared of birds and make a desk pop every 15 minutes. WTF! But, if I were to rate the school, I would give it a perfect ten out of ten. Best burgers in the 757 and the best variety of illegal substances. HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS FOR YOUR KIDS
Guy 1: Yo you went to Cox High School? What was your favorite drug?
Guy 2: OMG hail to the yeah man. Love me some good black tar heroin from Cox.
Guy 2: OMG hail to the yeah man. Love me some good black tar heroin from Cox.
by MyStickyWetAlmonds69 May 3, 2019
