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All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.
Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!
by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025
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Me

you, me, and that guy in your closet-
Bro1 and Bro2 were hanging in Bro2's room

Bro1 “want to know something about me? “

Bro2 “No- “

Bro1 “Me and Bro69420 were-what the fuc-bro theirs a man outside your window

Bro2 “ I live on the 8th floor... “

Bro1 and bro2 “.....凸 ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)凸 go away vish
by KatDraws May 24, 2022
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Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

callmejoe.com
What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!
by dontcallmejoe October 19, 2020
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GOT THAT DOG IN ME

Taylor: “Hey want to go get lunch at the Costco food court?”

Spencer: “ hell yeah bro I want to get that dog in me!”

Spencer: *eats two hot dogs and a chicken bake

Taylor: “woah bro you really got that dog in you”

Spencer: “ yeah boy I GOT THAT DOG IN ME

*fist bumps*
by bumpus1 December 9, 2023
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Slap my ass and call me porky

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022
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Let me eat first

She out being city girl again… move on bro you’re better than this
Boy: Let’s____ ?
Girl: Let me eat first

Boy: Ok
Girl: *2 hr later after getting get back blown out* let’s ____ now
by Diego420.69 May 19, 2022
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