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Me time

👉👌, but it's in singleplayer mode.
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by RohenTahir July 6, 2018
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Call Me

Face to face

My reflection in your eyes

I was scared to say too much

Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart

Almost close enough to touch

Staring at my shoes

Feeling so confused

Shot down without a gun

Victim of a hit and run

Won't you...

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Mesmerised

I go back to where we met

A reconstruction of the crime

I can't track you down

Nowhere to be found

Now my one shot at success

Is the power of the press

Won't you...
Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Worlds apart - we are worlds apart

Watch this space

There's a message here for you

No need to read between the lines

I am inside out

There can be no doubt

I want you and no-one else

Please identify yourself

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwww
by Death Menace April 11, 2023
mugGet the Call Memug.

me

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whenever you talk about me it means,SDFYIULGYFTDRSESTDFIGYFTUDRSEJYDFGOUYIFTUDXZYKFYITDURYUFYITDUKFYGOYFTUDUGYFTDHMGJYFTDJGFYTDHCGMJIYFTUCGJVFDUXFCGVGOFICGJVFDUTCGFTDUFJGFYTUDXFHMCGJFKTUDJFXHM
by fartfitnugen May 16, 2022
mugGet the memug.

pick me actor

An actor who gets in a play with a lot of assistance from actor friends and then ditches said actor friends in the play THEY ALL AUDITIONED FOR, then proceeds to suck up to other, 'superior' actors, director, stage manager, etc.. Typically acts different around friends than around superiors, much like the pick me girl.
"Fuck man, i hate to say it, but he is such a pick me actor,"

"SHIT DUDE I KNOW,"
by Cephalopedia December 1, 2023
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Me

Our connection

We find a new way to say I love you
Everyday!
There I still go:)
But here …
I always move…
And it is me❤️❤️❤️❤️
by a dream and 💔 August 16, 2024
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